Republicans Voters (are incredibly fucking stupid.)

I have decided that 99% of you are actually suffering from a disability, commonly referred to as retardation. Likely it is a result of religion preventing your brain from growing properly.

I bet you are wondering why the other 1% are voting republican. I’ll tell you.

The other tiny fraction of you that aren’t retards, are rich scumbag fucktards, who care nothing for human life. These depraved individuals measure humans against money, and they choose money every single time. They don’t give a fuck about the country. They simply found a way to buy stupid republican politicians, bend legislation, and make off with billions.

These fucking republicans want to eat you, and they want to eat your children. That’s a fact.

The dumb-dumb voters are so retarded that they will come in droves to vote on nothing more than some bull-shit special interest group like abortion or gay marriage. What the hell is wrong with you?

These issues have nothing to fucking do with it. What the fuck?  Is our education system that awful? That you somehow concluded that republican would be the choice?  Damn. maybe we should invest more in education. Oh wait we cant. Because the rich want you to be dumb.  Its easier to control you. You cant see through their tiny veil of shit because you are so fucking dumb you are licking it up.  Just licking up shit. That is how dumb you are.

The republican politicians don’t fucking care about your dumbass abortion. They dont give a fuck about contraceptives.  They care about getting virgin pussy themselves! That, and texas style cocaine.

Folks it is because they want to secure every last dollar you have. The republicans have strangled you retards with these bull shit special interests. They did this TO GET YOUR VOTE AND MONEY.

You think your vote somehow has the power to control another human beings body? You are fucking retarded. We have a constitution dumbass. That vote is going to a man who doesn’t give a fuck about your hideous little baby fetus, heart pumping and all. He would probably squeeze the fetus dead in his own hand if it meant a new summer home on jersey shore.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Abortion has nothing to do with you. Is it your religion that makes you think this? You think the eye in the sky is watching and has weighed in on abortion?

God specifically wants you to go to the voting booth and vote red?  That the BIBLE tells you somehow that life starts at conception? Guess what? It DOESN’T. The bible doesn’t comment on this. The closest it gets, depending on how you want to interpret that load of shit,  is that life begins with the first breath.  So there you sit. Up shit-creek without a paddle.

Gay marriage? What the hell? Voting republican because of gay marriage can only mean that you are a fag. Who gives a fuck what they do? If you are worried about the ass fucking then let me be the first to tell you that they are doing it already. The vows are nothing to you.  They mean something to them, not to you. That is the fucking point.

I’m straight and it seems to me that if they get hitched, then they are basically out of the dating scene, far from hitting on me in some horribly awkward misunderstanding.  And so im going to go hit on this girl now.  You are STUPID. Why the fuck do you think you have to interfere with love? You just want to squash beauty?

Ohhhh. I think I know. Its that bible again. Are you seriously so infused with religious opium that you are going to vote on this single issue. Yes. You probably are, you stupid religious fucktard (see religion). These gay guys have nothing to do with you. What makes you so opposed? If you want to get religious then let me say this: LET YOUR CRUEL FICTITIOUS GOD HANDLE IT.

God is telling you to vote republican because some gay dudes are getting married and guess where that vote is going? FUCKING NOWHERE. You just elected a guy who doesnt give a fuck about your little god, whispering into your little dumbfuck brain.

Religion

Religion is a pile of shit. Let me elaborate. It is a stinking pile. Piss me off so much. FUCK YOU RELIGIOUS FUCKS.

You would have to be a total nimrod to actually believe in this stuff. GOD? Seriously?

People have been believing in this crap like its for real real. It makes me sick to my fucking stomach. Who the fuck are you?

You just picked a religion? You grew up religious? What the hell?

How does that make any fucking sense? You cant choose these things like Pokemon’s. I choose you! Allah! Fucking retards. IT WAS YOUR PARENTS! You fucking retard.

OBVIOUSLY, if you are born in Afghanistan, you are probably not going to be Mormon.

Are you seriously thinking that a baptist means something? That being a fucking baptist will get you on the right side with the invisible man in the sky? You think you can choose Baptist over Presbyterian or the sun god Ra over new age Islam? Hello! IDIOT? How the fuck does that make any sense? What the hell evidence do you have for your god?

I’ll tell you exactly how much evidence you have. None. The same amount they all have. Yet somehow you chose yours over theirs. You stupid fucker.

Can you for one second just put yourself in the other guys shoes? You think you can psychoanalyze GOD? You stupid fuck. ITS YOU.

If you think you have a relationship with god you are insane. You have lost your mind and are displaying symptoms of schizophrenia.

The Bible? Really? Some stupid fucking book that is obviously outdated. The origins have been exhaustively looked at, and guess what? Results are in. Results have been in. Surprise! ITS BULLSHIT! The book wasn’t even written when Jesus was around.

The evidence isn’t there folks.

Looks like the dumbass book has been rewritten a billion times. Looks like it is a collaboration of many stories. Looks like it traces back to religions and mythologies from before Jesus time. Are you stupid? Please stop showing me the bible like its some piece of evidence. It is more annoying than a piece of shit in my hand. I can flush a turd down the toilet. The bible is just a nuisance. If you believe in any of it, you are dumb. Brainwashed. You are a stupid brainwashed fuck. So WAKE UP! FACE REALITY.

Don’t you realize that for thousands of years, stupid fucks exactly like you, have been sitting around questioning “OHHH WHY ARE WE HERE!??”. Are you seriously going to stand here and argue your religion? Seriously? Against this gigantic mountain of scientific evidence?

Its SCIENCE. You stupid fuck. Science.

Science is NOT some fairy tale. It IS NOT ghosts or Santa or Jesus or Muhammad. It IS NOT a guessing game, it isn’t even psychokinesis. Grow the fuck up and take it in the gut. There are NO SUCH THING. Accept the fucking truth for once. Stare at it. There aren’t any gaps or mistakes. Scientists arent high on drugs guessing about shit. They do fucking experiments. Fucking peer reviewing and shit.

It stands up to scrutiny. It stands up to skepticism. Guess what doesnt? Your stupid fucking god doesnt.

Its the same science that brought you iphones and tvs and radios and dishwashers and lights. FUCKING ELECTRICITY. You are going to take some religion and act like “Oh my god is the right god”.

You stupid fuck.

Millions of people have fought wars and died over countless gods that you haven’t even heard of. People just like you.

Putting their whole body and heart into that bull. The prayed and they cried and they did chants and all that bull shit and they died. AND GUESS WHAT!?

Nobody gives a fuck about their god anymore.

You really think your god gives a fuck? He cares more about you or the bullshit you do? Fuck you.

What happens to all the people that don’t believe in your god?

The great majority believe in some other bull shit. So what is your version? He put all of them in hell? What? They didn’t worship him so what? Are they burning forever in some pit of fire? HELL? Really? You fucking retard.

Oh they didnt go to hell? Your god is nice and caring? What the Fuck? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

It is beyond me how we live in 2012 and people still choose one over another like they know shit.

You say

“oh well my god given morals are so great. Uggghhhh. Look at you enragedlion, ranting like a lunatic, cursing and destroying the minds of the youth. My morals are so great, ohhh. Uhhh.”

Fucking jerk off. FUCK YOU.

Morals come from society you stupid fuck. It is simple society. I know its wrong because I see that it is wrong. YOU take the morals we learn from the society. YOU claim them in your book of lies (aka the bible). YOU distort the morals. YOU taint the morals. NOW, the pre-teens are fucking without birth control, and the kids are being sent to Afghanistan.

Here is the worst most scary and disgusting thing about it all:

They are so ignorant they are taking over. They procreate like rabbits. Those little fuckers. They probably fuck rabbits.

Make me so mad. A sane, rational mind is basically an extreme fringe.

You religious get all frenzied, as if a different religion is a surprise. Yup. Still.

2012 and you stupid fucking monkeys haven’t learned to stop killing each other over a retarded pile of shit.

Rants.

Good hearty rants.

You want ’em, I got ’em.

The most important part of being an engaged citizen is going on rants. Angry, in-your-face rants. If video games and weed have taught me anything at all, it is that a deep, hearty rant is what sparked the dawn of civilization.

Absolutely nothing beats a good rant.

And guess what?

I’ve got rant foam spewing outta my mouth. Im pissing angry rants over here.

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